overheard out of the 3 year old's mouth recently :
"oh shit, mom, i forgot all my pacies!"
"mom, i need you to fix the roof on this car because it fell off and i was like, damnit damnit damnit!"
(on waiting until tuesday for his nana to come visit and with irritation) "well she should just come today!"
"mom, when i grow up i will have a baby and feed it with my booms."