my mom gave me a sewing machine for christmas. i am super excited to get past this germ filled beginning of the week so i can start to learn how to use my pretty new machine. i was just explaining to ge that when i figure out wtf i am doing i will make him some fleece pants as one of my first project tries. his reply was -
"don't you know everything? i thought grownups already knew stuff."
"nope, not everything."
*heavy sigh - "fine, i guess i will have to teach you that, too."