on ode to the girls

i am babysitting my sister's dogs currently. they are all females, a bit on the neurotic side, and super sweet with my kids. they are a good reminder that although i think puppies are cute and i want to bring them all home, the husband and i are in no way ready for a dog. we keep wanting to buy one because we love them, but wow ... kids are enough responsibility.

as a tribute to the dogs i have written a song for them. step back, beyonce, my lyrical stylings are about to get all up in your business. check it :

all my doggie ladies, all my doggie ladies

all my doggie ladies, all my doggie ladies

all my doggie ladies, all my doggie ladies

all my doggie ladies

now put you paws up, paws up

stuck in the house, we can't get out, 

we're doing our own doggie thing

decided to chew, because we miss you

when you're out of the house

we're up on here, we're up on there

don't pay rules any attention

we bark and howl, while you are out

ya can't be mad at us

cause if you liked it then you shoulda put a leash on it

if you liked it then you shoulda put a leash on it

don't be mad when you see our pee on it

if you liked it then you shoulda put a leash on it

roof roof roof, 

roof roof roof roof 

roof roof 

roof roof roof 

roof roof roof, 

roof roof roof roof 

roof roof 

roof roof roof

if you liked it then you shoulda put a leash on it

if you liked it then you shoulda put a leash on it

don't be mad when you see our pee on it

if you liked it then you shoulda put a leash on it

we got pee on the floor, an unopen door

keeps us inside doing our business

throwing up, colorful junk

on the couches and carpet

oh and did we mention, we want bacon

and some love and affection

will you please come home, we're tired of being alone

we want scratches and some fresh water

cause if you liked it then you shoulda put a leash on it

if you liked it then you shoulda put a leash on it

don't be mad when you see our pee on it

if you liked it then you shoulda put a leash on it

roof roof roof, 

roof roof roof roof 

roof roof 

roof roof roof 

roof roof roof, 

roof roof roof roof 

roof roof 

roof roof roof

if you liked it then you shoulda put a leash on it

if you liked it then you shoulda put a leash on it

don't be mad when you see our pee on it

if you liked it then you shoulda put a leash on it

roof roof roof, 

roof roof roof roof 

roof roof 

roof roof roof 

roof roof roof, 

roof roof roof roof 

roof roof 

roof roof roof

please don't be mad when we poo on the floor

it's just that damn closed door

opposable thumbs we'd prefer, what we deserve

your shoes are delicous, don't leave us

and get angry and unhappy when we chew them all up

pull us on to your lap, give our heads a soft pat 

if you don't, we'll all be bad, and chewing mayhem, will be had

all my doggie ladies, all my doggie ladies

all my doggie ladies, all my doggie ladies

now put your paws up, paws up! 

roof roof roof